Non Sequiturs

You, bursting in on me while I'm peeing, and pointing dramatically: "There no fridge on you!"

Me: "There's no fridge on me?"

You (confidently): "No, there no fridge on you."

Me: "Uh...is there a fridge on YOU?"

You: "There no fridge on Xander."

Me: "Well, that's a relief."


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Me (as we're getting ready to drive off to the Ranch): "Okay, buddy, we just have to stop for gas and then we can hit the road!"

You: "Hit the road?"

Me: "Yep, after we get gas."

You: "I wuv gas."

Me: "You love gas?"

You: "I want to hold it."


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You (while I am pushing you on the swing): "Dere monsters over dere?"

Me: "No, there are no monsters allowed here."

You: "No monsters?"

Me: "Nope, no monsters!"

You: "Dere a baby monster over dere."

Me: "Oh, well, a baby monster, maybe. Baby monsters aren't scary."

You: "I say hi to him?"

Me: "Sure."

You (waving in the general direction of the back gate and just about falling off the swing): "Hiiiiii, Baby Monster!"

Me: "..."

You: "He ticklin' me!"


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I will never run out of material, now that you've learned to talk.