Me: “That’s a chicken.”
You: “Whass his name?”
Me: “Um…I’m not sure.”
You: “Whass his NAME?”
Me: “I don’t know, buddy. I try not to be on a first-name basis with my food.”
You: “You took his arms? You took his eyes?”
Me: “Well…not me personally, but someone did, yes.”
You: “He has no head?”
Me: “No, no head.”
You: “Someone took his head with a big KNIFE?”
Me: “…can we talk about something else now? I’m trying to finish my drumstick.”
You: “He has no EYES.”
Me: “Have you been talking to those PETA people??"
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I haven't been talking to him. I promise.
Some kids don't get that far in the connections so early.
Hahaha. He should be a lawyer.
http://ficklecattle.blogspot.com/
Jonathan did that to me just recently. Yeah...it was really uncomfortable. I can relate.
Probably someone at his daycare has a mom or dad working for the PETA nuts. That is hardcore.
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